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Urban Demotivational Poster


Old Players -




CAMOUFLAGE -




PRAIRIE - A good thing to turn Detroit back into




meanwhile in delta city -


TAGS: america urban army
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

MashiMashi - August 19, 2013, 3:21 pm
It never occurs to people that the police are wearing more military gear because its more comfortable, its 2013 what they're supposed to be in the ol double nreasted chaufer uniform
Reality Lord - August 18, 2013, 5:18 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P2fBB0bLws


Smiles -


TAGS: smiles suburban paranoia soundgarden
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:53 am
Well that's just creepy, Bobb. 5L
falloutghoul - September 20, 2013, 7:47 am
Black Hole 5un, won't you come...


REALITY - Pot holes, curbs, driveway grade, theft, speed traps, petrol, and insurance. It's rewarding to look like a dork.




REFLECTIONS -


TAGS: pond pwnd waves peace disturbance
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
and you?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
doing well... still have not xmas shopped yet...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
O I See.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
lunazol?..even Google can't tell me what that is..Is that your pet name for whippets?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:57 am
referring to the minor trauma destroying all hopes of a decent relationship in the future.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
oh god, the woman is bustin out the lunazol sh**s... I guess I will be taken advantage of.... someday
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
Next spouse?..she's 3 (are you drunk?...you shouldn't mix wine coolers and Motifake......Sorry i keep forgetting you're an American.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:55 am
big deep ukulele, I guess... lower is better
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:53 am
nothing like a Blitzen burger with extra mayo and an egg on top. they either get over the trauma, or take it out on their next spouse... Enjoy the show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:52 am
Mrs. moooooooo is the guitar expert...that could be a ukulele for all I know/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:51 am
Why is my 3 year old niece okay with me BBQ'ing Caribou...But If I call it a reindeer she starts crying and won't hug me goodbye?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:50 am
doing good, think I know one of my xmas presents... acoustic electric bass guitar
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:48 am
I'm good. just did an early Christmas with the 'rents and family....too long and icy of a drive, but I ate well. You?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:47 am
lol.... so how ya doin, bud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:45 am
That's mighty liberal of you...have you met my friend Greyscorpion yet?.....I think you guys might hit it off.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:44 am
depends on my mood
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
*keys....and yes, yes it is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
You missed a few krys...did you mean "Imhomo"?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
I thought drinking was part of the job.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
lesbian trapped in a mans body, imho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
Try it, I'll reject the 99th every day, even if I have to quit my job and take up drinking.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
if I go that route, at least 5 will be funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
They have their downsides....and we always have chompers. And that new girl springspirit or something, she seems cool but her boyfriend just screams "Fake internet lesbian"
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:39 am
maybe I should make a hundred posters by the end of the month, that might fix it
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:37 am
You know, this has been the funniest stuff I have seen here in a while. too bad we don't have a real crazy to mess with anymore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:36 am
I have both....Flintstones vitamins and Stolichnaya OK?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:35 am
oh, wait....wh***? thats it, I cant take it anymore...where are my pills and vodka?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:34 am
You'll feel it later Samantha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
*3 comments down, I meant *who are...not "wh***"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
This has been a public service announcement by Moooooooooooo.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
awww, I feel the love
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:32 am
*To any noob reading this. 5150 and I are friends, It's OK to be this cruel to people wh*** your established equals on the site, we're just having fun.....Don't think you can talk like this to anyone on your first days here.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:31 am
yeah, but since you dont provide dental, the meth is starting to effect my clients
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:30 am
It's a good thing you do most of your work with your mouth.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:28 am
they tear when i let the brazilian grow out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
I keep telling you to wear the pads...but do you listen?...Nooooooo.. You're affecting the bottom line, HO.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
thats why I buy dark spiderman underoos.... it hides the stains, and I feel like a hero at the same time
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:25 am
more of a runny discharge, its just tinted with blood from the infection... it comes and goes
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:24 am
So. You're saying that the blood you excrete (with the syphilis and all) is easier to wash than h***er blood?...that's just ***ist.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:21 am
bloodstains from dead h***ers are harder to get out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:19 am
Said 5150 to his dry cleaner.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:16 am
the **** remains for some time, but eventually gets forgotten and dissipates.
gufbal - December 19, 2010, 9:56 am
but you still left your **** behind..
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
Very good ML. 5L
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
*going to be
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
pretty much... I eventually gave up, but saved it just in case. remember it was going to memoirs to one of my dumped h***ers?
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
i remember this ph**o, it got lost in a fire didn't it?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
*first started on motifake
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I had been toying with this picture since I started here. finally something fit
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
I would give it 5L for the image alone but the text is a bonus...5L!


MODELLING -


TAGS: model bin laden purse handbag turban pzy
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:36 pm
I guess thi5 answers my question: what would Arab transvestites would look like? But shouldn't they cover up a bit more?


your minivan -


TAGS: why they make suburbans
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

Silverheart - May 2, 2014, 6:20 am

Hemis, racing stripes, bull horns, h** rod flames... Pimp my minivan.
Greeny - May 2, 2014, 5:25 am
They should put Hemi's in those things and save mankind at least a little dignity


MOTIFAKE - So Awesome, We Piss Off The Internet!


TAGS: motifake urban dictionary
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:25 pm
Who is pissed off at the mods? I am very slow when it comes to this. Hope it's not me getting banned, XD
rerun - February 16, 2010, 8:44 pm

Yes, he gets a warning prior to being banned. I am sure it is somebody who is fairly regular here who is pissed off at the mods. He won't last long
DreMagnum - February 16, 2010, 8:41 pm
See this one too?
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:28 pm
yeah but don't piss off the mods....they will get their feelings hurt.
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:33 pm
I love it!!!!
LogicDude - January 23, 2010, 8:44 am
Wait - no one told me we had mugs and t-shirts! Where's my cut Mr. M!?!?!
BoneCD - January 23, 2010, 8:16 am
Amsome
Treehodger - January 23, 2010, 3:35 am
Again, not expecting a high rating on this one. I didn't think this would be on UD, so I kinda felt like it was my civic duty to do this. You are welcome. Unless you don't care. In which case, I wasted your time. And you're not welcome. Have a nice day.


Enemy popsicles -


TAGS: enemy popsicle turban q tip glare
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 12:45 pm
Actually, they're Rajasthanis, from an area of India only 8% Islamic. Unlikely to ever by "enemies".
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:38 am
For whatever reason, it conjurs up an image of a ring of cavemen...teehee.


I'M GOING INTO TOWN -


TAGS: urban metro***ual looking to get beatup
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 10:34 pm
Dead Kennedys are good
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:33 pm
or the Dead Kennedeys
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Only if it was the Dead Milkmen.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:26 pm
So the tale of the milkman is untrue?
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:22 pm
Bone, you existentialist, I can't begin to ponder how I came into being. My parents just blame Budweiser, but I think that a half-truth.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:15 pm
Bartski...you southern satirist, how ya been
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Yeah, this dude is straight from the Southside of Neverneverland. Nice kicks.
sickartist - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
I think the Notorious B.I.G. shirt pulled it all together
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
Sure glad he went with the white shoes!


URBAN RANGERS - they are everywhere


TAGS: urban rangers
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by guyfox

agdaniele - August 26, 2010, 6:02 am
You can't see him? Not the best ranger... charlie managed to sneak up behind him in croakies.... with his mom.
storyteller68 - August 26, 2010, 5:53 am
Where?


DURBANPOISON - I'm not playing!




Challenged -


TAGS: challenged hillbilly political correctness urban
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Thedewd - August 15, 2017, 4:42 am
Appalachian Americans.


Urban Dictionary -


TAGS: urban dictionary motifake disses
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

CaptMickeyd - October 21, 2016, 11:04 am
I mean, if you're going to go to the trouble of posting something like that, the least you could do is try to nix the typos. "People with not life" and "so the shoot out motifake" are pretty soft targets for grammar Nazis. Of which I am one. Often.
concern3 - October 9, 2016, 6:01 am
I'm positive they weren't referring to me, who could be that wrong. But I am outraged for you, Garyo, Pushkin, Jesusw, Greeny, Misspriss, Sliverheart, Missdizz and the rest of you not life losers. I'm 97% sure we were just insulted but I'm 100% sure I don


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